Wednesday, July 07, 2010

mad bitches and indian man - of Xs and Machines



this is a conversation between 2 friends. any sentimental massacre, chauvinism or male ego explicitly displayed was not done intentionally or to hurt any woman's sentiments. this is not a work of fiction.
my thoughts, drama and action are included in parentheses.

k' : my last X, the calcutta chick, is also gettin married in november.

v : nice. it doesn't matter you know. they're assholes.
all exes are..
(of course it matters..that %*^$%! read further and you shall know.and everyone is an A$$****)

k: v, why do Xs get married before we do?

v: haha.good question.
(pondering. he ponders. i ponder.both ponder for 3 seconds.)

k: why can't we meet them someday while they are with their bfs or ugly or dumb husbands when "we" are with our awesome hot wives? a wife who is everythin what the X wasnt. and a kid too! he should be cute, easy to carry (read adorable and lightweight. should not cry.keep smiling and doing cute nothings which kids do like point his finger towards the ceiling, sky or even the X. should play with my wayfarers, aviators. should compliment a HOTTER DAD!)

v: hehe


k: then we'd pass a wry smile,pick our kid up..no wait..before that..

v: hehehehe..kiss wife?

k: haha..kissing wd be too much..wait let me give a cinematical angle to it.
while we bump into each other, HOT WIFE intrudes who has returned from buying something. and she comes and lightly kisses n says "Missed you".
then we bid our goodbyes as she stands there frozen yet burning with jealousy.
then we reverse our Black AUDI R8 and vroom!!

v: hahahahahaha

k: cool no?

v: hahahaha.cool.awesome!

k: you should be glad i didn't say BUICK.


v: ek din

k: ek .........din
ek din meri Audi mein, Buick mein, Ferrari mein jaunga..main jaunga..
(sings)


we have no form, therefore we fear it, and because we are formless, we revere it.thus, we are slain..

11 comments:

blood on the ground.. said...

i obviously forgot to add blaupunkt speakers and a bass tube. playing Norther full blast! *headbangs*

Chetna said...

hahah..ROFL.. u jerk,u goon,u lunkhead,u..u..you stumblebum.. dis is such a mastrpiece... hahahah.. U st on floor laughng my Ass Off..
sp. the " kisses and says missed u" wala part.!!

dis is actuly wat most of d ppl alwys hav in ther mind aftr being "DUMPED" ;) ..you see ..

n U undubtdly prsntd it beutifuly..
u r a wiNdbAg (wink) lol :D

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blood on the ground.. said...

you see it wasn't about being dumped! u missed the point! it was about a HOT WIFE and A HOTTER HUSBAND with the HOTTEST car and the CUTEST KID :P

blood on the ground.. said...

i forgot to mention that the kid should come potty free!these things ruin 'The Moment'

Chetna said...

ohk for d above cmmnt..
I do agree with al yur points but HOTTER HUSBAND.. o.O :P

blood on the ground.. said...

yeah actually it wasn't supposed to be hotter but SMARTER!
you're plain jealous! phhbt.

Aunty Flower Body said...

heehee that was funny

blood on the ground.. said...

thank you but what happened to your name?aunty flower body?

Mohnish said...

LOL.....

is it normal if i dont have such dreams?

blood on the ground.. said...

at your age, it is absofuckinlutely normal. :)
trust me with age comes a lot of common sense (read material cravings) unless you haven't changed a bit due to whatever reasons.